1. Prestige car and furniture showrooms will be converted to ice-skating rinks.
2. Excavation sites will be sandpits for the giant boy.
3. The giant boy squashes three-bedroom houses like they are cupcakes. Watch out!
4. The water will be dosed with a chemical that turns everyone into synaesthetes.
5. The 7-11s will be photographic studios, where people can drop in for three a.m. portraits.