Subtitle Mash-up
“Hopefully the pantyhose hold up!”

The erroneous subtitles had the Austrian Federal President Alexander Van der Bellen giving statements like “Yesterday my sister almost drowned here,” or “I'm a little tense right now. Let me have the donor list.” Viewers witnessed how the Federal President addressed Chancellor Sebastian Kurz with implausibly jovial sentences like: “Well... you... chick?” and saw how Kurz appeared to reassure Van der Bellen: “You can start here. As a waiter.”
  A cornucopia of oddly fitting howlers was generated by the subtitle mix-up. So, viewers could seemingly read the reputed disappointment on Van der Bellen’s face when the oddly subtitles declared “Too bad Alisa didn’t get the job,” and “My favorite would have been Rupert.” Which Alisa? Did she run for office too? Viewers must have wondered. And who is this Rupert? There was inexplicable talk of swimming lessons and chickens according to the subtitles while Kurz actually delivered his oath of office, and the television audience was understandably excited when Van der Bellen pleaded at the podium “Hopefully the pantyhose hold up…”

On Twitter and other social media platforms, screenshots of the subtitled scenes promptly went viral and the German-speaking internet balled up with laughter at the involuntary comedy special. The ceremony may have lost some of its dignity, but, in turn, it gained an unsolicited appreciation from an audience that also was happy to forego earnest ridicule, as the entertainment value of this mishap was simply a priceless treat.

The broadcaster ORF explained the incident and apologized, slightly embarrassed, in a tweet from the press spokesman Martin Biedermann: “The ORF regrets the incident and apologizes for it.” Social media responded swiftly and sympathetically: “No problem. Thanks for the chuckles!” While it may not be exactly suitable for an official state ceremony, this crown jewel of subtitle mash-ups left us wanting more of it.